We would like to take this oppurtunity to inform new readers, and remind those returning, that the "Adventures of Archangel" series is based in a counterfactual universe where Commander Shepard was never sucessfully resurected. It follows the exploits of Garrus "Archangel" Vakarian, exploring how the heroic turian may have fared had he not crossed paths with Commander Shepard a second time. The story so far can be found in the episodes prior, available on the extranet from the Orthurus foundation netstore.
Please note that today's installment deviates from the standard formula, as it always does in the case of SPECIAL episodes. In prior episodes, the anaomolies consisted of: an entire episode presented in Garrus' soliloquy; an episode with Garrus travelling back in time to unsuccsesfully attempt saving Shepard from the fatal encounter with the collectors; and one investigative essay on uncovering the persisting stigmas in trans-species matrimony. We won't spoil the twist for today's episode, but suffice to say it may be more subtle than the examples before.
In addition, the writing team once again wishes to reiterate that, as some of the community have SO eloquently deemed it, the "sh***ty" writing found in the game was a creative choice, in line with the pulp RPG (Reading Pictures Game) comics of the era (around the 1880s) this series was initially created as a homage to. As we have continually done since the second episode, we ask again that this matter no longer be brought up.
We would also like to take this oppurtunity to thank Dr. Lewis of the Orthrus foundation for his historical oversight of this project, ensuring our accurate portrayal of the wonderful but almost forgotten medium of the RPG.